Hallowine Pairings
If you enjoy gummy bears, jelly beans, or Sour Patch Kids, these are the wines you need. I’ve been daydreaming about snacking on Lemonheads along with a little Yuzu sake.
If you are a lover of the delightfully chalky rolls of Smarties, I recommend that you crunch away on some with a glass of Icewine. The grapes for Icewine must reach incredibly low temperatures at harvest (we’re talking 18F). Grapes are then pressed when nearly frozen so that only sugar and acidity are extracted. Prices for Icewine (Eiswein in Germany) tend to be quite lofty because the wine requires far more grapes because yields are so low. But when you find a good one, like the Inniskillin, you’ll never turn back.
If you find some sour gummy worms within reach this season, you must take home a bottle of the Hakutsuru Plum Wine. Equally sweet and sour, you’ll find that tangier sweets are going to be perfect with it.
Chocolate is delicious. If your sweet tooth steers you towards chocolate, any one of these decadent pairings are perfect for you. The Graham’s 30yr deserves a Twix. With notes of brown butter and toffee, this Port is going to sing with rich, chocolaty treats. If you only get down with dark chocolate, the Bigarò from Elio Perrone is what you should reach for. Bursting with notes of wild strawberries, blood oranges, and raspberries, this effervescent blend of Brachetto and Moscato will happily dance alongside the sweet bitterness of your cocoa-filled sweets. Try to fish out the dark chocolate Hershey’s or Ghirardelli squares for this one.
While I do think the Five Farms Irish Cream would pair beautifully with a couple of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, I’m offering this pairing up as an honorable mention for those of you escorting kiddos around on Halloween. If you’re taking your tiny tots out to trick-or-treat, you might snag a few Five Farms 50mls to add to your hot cocoa or PSL. Just saying…
Tootsie pops, candy corn, caramel chews, Snickers. If this is the junk food you crave, these wines belong on your grocery list. Oh, those yellow-wrapped Charleston Chews would be good too…
A Caramel Apple Pops would be so fun with a glass of the Vietti Moscato along with it. Freshly sliced Fuji apples and white peach notes make this wine too easy to drink.
If you were ever bummed out as a kid when you eventually reached the Werther’s Original phase of your Halloween haul, as an adult, you should embrace grandma’s favorite hard candy. The gingery, pineapple notes of the Molino Real Mountain Blanco will only make that butterscotch goodness sweeter.